*takes 2 steps outside*
*feels a slight breeze*
*goes back inside*
Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit
Hollywood. I hate it.
congratulations tardar sauce !!!!!
i refuse to get out of bed
thanks to tumblr i’m now a loser with an awesome blog
these stories are getting a little too close to home
god fucking damnit carl
i hate this fucking website
children playing it fucking real
i put my headphones into the microphone jack by accident and i was like “oops wrong hole” and i laughed for 78 minutes
I JUST LEARNED THE F WORD IT IS FUCK
DEAR DIARY BICH.
I like me because Fire Trucks.